Gonna Be a Bear

Got this in my mail a while back.. and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO profound.. lolzzzzzzz.. Read on:

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear

Google is playing games with me

Hey folks... my laptop is hopelessly screwed. All google applications act funny. I cannot change my orkut account settings, i cannot delete wierd friend requests, i cannot upload pictures, i cannot delete mails from gmail... and the worst.. I CANNOT RESPOND TO COMMENTS on my blog :'(

Someone help me... if it is some frigging virus again i'll just break this thing...

((RC and anonymous please let me know who you are.)

How many of us identify with this?

Main zindagi ka saath nibhata chala gaya
Har fikr ko dhuye mein udata chala gaya

Barbadiyon ka sog manana fizool tha
Barbadiyon ka jashn manata chala gaya

Jo mil gaya usi ko muqaddar samajh liya
Jo kho gaya main usko bhulata chala gaya

Gham aur khushi mein fark na mehsoos ho jahaan
Main dil ko uss makaam pe lata chala gaya

Lisa left. Sitting in a cubicle all alone is bugging. Thinking of putting a sign outside it now:

Wanted
Female occupant. 25-28 years of age.
Must drink, Smokers ok, must be a party animal.
Those who appreciate P.G. Wodehouse will be given preference

Hmm.. Maybe I should add that only Chinese people with British orientation (Read Lisa) need apply. I’ll miss that scatterbrain; so full of energy and enthusiasm. Hope China meets her expectations.

Still haven’t got that FIR. Popular advice: bribe that guy...