I am always deluded in to thinking that I've seen the worst movie of my life, but someone proves me wrong again. And this time it was Go Goa Gone. I've never seen such utter load of s*** ever before. Or maybe I am just too old and this probably resonates with the 90's generation, hence the rave reviews.
The movie began well enough, and though the dialogues were an attempt at good humored banter, they just fell flat because the actors couldn't make it seem natural. Anyway, if the movie had continued in the same vein, there may have been some saving grace. But then the second half happened.
That was truly made of the zombies, by the zombies and for the zombies. Ketchup and flour covered people in various hippie garbs limping away with stiff limbs was just so not my idea of humor or horror. And I really don't know what to say about Saif who's a Delhi guy pretending to be a Russian don. And once we discover that he is well versed in Hindi and can do MC, BC with the best of them, one wonders why he still keeps on with the Russian accent in English? As for the heroine; she has only one agenda, to assert over and over again that she is a good girl.
The zombies never eat anyone completely and you wonder why considering they are so hungry. Also, though a drug has made them zombies, if they bite you, you become one too. How? the drug is flowing through their teeth? The writers definitely have their mythical creatures mixed up. And by the way, if you throw more drugs at them, they petrify!
No one knows why Saif is saving these 4 morons and not leaving them to die on the island. And if he saved these 4 then why not more.
Finally they escape from the island and the worst is yet to come (for the audience I mean). When they reach the main land they discover the zombies have already reached it. It's anyone's guess how, since there was no ferry, no boat, nothing. And they couldn't have swum over since they could barely limp. It just means there will be a sequel.
And to quote the movie "what do we know and what have we learnt" - it's the most brainless movie ever made and never ever in any circumstance go for part 2!
The movie began well enough, and though the dialogues were an attempt at good humored banter, they just fell flat because the actors couldn't make it seem natural. Anyway, if the movie had continued in the same vein, there may have been some saving grace. But then the second half happened.
That was truly made of the zombies, by the zombies and for the zombies. Ketchup and flour covered people in various hippie garbs limping away with stiff limbs was just so not my idea of humor or horror. And I really don't know what to say about Saif who's a Delhi guy pretending to be a Russian don. And once we discover that he is well versed in Hindi and can do MC, BC with the best of them, one wonders why he still keeps on with the Russian accent in English? As for the heroine; she has only one agenda, to assert over and over again that she is a good girl.
The zombies never eat anyone completely and you wonder why considering they are so hungry. Also, though a drug has made them zombies, if they bite you, you become one too. How? the drug is flowing through their teeth? The writers definitely have their mythical creatures mixed up. And by the way, if you throw more drugs at them, they petrify!
No one knows why Saif is saving these 4 morons and not leaving them to die on the island. And if he saved these 4 then why not more.
Finally they escape from the island and the worst is yet to come (for the audience I mean). When they reach the main land they discover the zombies have already reached it. It's anyone's guess how, since there was no ferry, no boat, nothing. And they couldn't have swum over since they could barely limp. It just means there will be a sequel.
And to quote the movie "what do we know and what have we learnt" - it's the most brainless movie ever made and never ever in any circumstance go for part 2!
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